Just follow these steps and post the result
  Month of birth:  January - I yawned at  February - I loved  March - I texted with  April - I gave a blow-job to May - I walked away with June - I fucked up July - I choked on August - I burned September - I got drunk with Oktober - I woke up next to  November - I raped December - I jumped 
  Day you were born:  1 - an orange 2 - a flute  3 - a garden gnome 4 - a floorcloth 5 - a train 6 - grandma  7 - the whole world  8 - a bottle of wodka 9 - you cutely 10 - a cucumber  11 - a poodle 12 - a lamp 13 - a tree  14 - a horse 15 - a picture 16 - a lock 17 - a spoon 18 - my best friend 19 - a chair 20 - a candle  21 - a nun 22 - a toilet 23 - King Kong  24 - a pornstar 25 - Jezus  26 - an iPod 27 - a christmas tree 28 - a surfboard 29 - myself 30 - a disc 31 - a wig
  Color of your shirt.  If you have two or more colors, choose the dominant color, or just pick 'something else.' Blue - because I'm a noble Green - because I enjoy talking to trees  Pink - because I'm in love with Barby  Yellow - because I don't shave certain places  Black - because I'm hot  White - because it's my hobby  Purple - because I'm worth it  Gray - because the voices in my head like me more than you  Red - because I'm just fucking stoned yeaaaaaah  Brown - because I'm horny  Striped - because I like ladybugs  Orange - because I'm in love  Something else - because I have no life.
  I'll kick off:
  I yawned at a train because I like ladybugs. (Probably the most boring combination, but ah well...)
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